"Weird Al" Yankovic:Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh booby, booby
Oh booby, booby

Oh booby, booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right, yeah

Now boobies, boobies
My breasts are completely full
And now my sweater's tied, yeah

Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger memories
I want them to show now
No "B" cups

My chest flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess,
I paid for these (paid for these)

Are they big enough?
I'm just a child
It's not a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Oh baby, baby,
I've got double D's, it's true
And now you've all been blinded

Oh pretty boobies,
You're so big and so new
And white boys just can't stand it

Hey now,
I have got a stalker
And he's telling me
To seal these knockers up because

My chest flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess,
I paid for these (paid for these)
Can't make 'em bigger,
I'm just a child
It's not a crime
Make my boobies one more size