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Contents 1 Albums 1.1 Isn't Wasn't Ain't (1993) 1.2 Radical History Tour (1994) 1.2.1 Songs only on the cassette version 1.3 Ticked (1997) 1.4 Jesus Christ Morningstar (1998) 1.5 Biblical Graffiti (1999) 1.6 Spoofernatural (2000) 1.7 Keep the Change (2001) 1.8 Grace Period (2002) 1.9 Adam Up (2003) 1.10 New and Used Hits (2004) 1.10.1 Disc One 1.10.2 Disc Two 1.11 Apol-acoustiX (2005) 1.12 Hits: The Road (2005) 1.13 Wordplay (2006) 1.14 Chosen Ones (2007) 1.15 Future Tense (2008) 1.16 Other Songs

Albums

Isn't Wasn't Ain't (1993)

• Before releasing higher quality albums, ApologetiX recorded some cassettes, mostly for their friends, including Isn't Wasn't Ain't. In 2003, "IWA" was re-released on CD in a special 10th anniversary "Director's Cut" edition, which includes Love (Ain't Nothin') and Verynice City, which were cut from the Radical History Tour CD re-release.

1. Isn't Wasn't Ain't (in the Bible) Parody of "Livin' Lovin' Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin
2. David & Goliath Parody of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles
3. Lions Parody of "Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band
4. Patients Parody of "Patience" by Guns N' Roses
5. Help Me, Rhoda Parody of "Help Me, Rhonda" by The Beach Boys
6. That Daughter Parody of "Black Water" by The Doobie Brothers
7. Little Esther Parody of "Little Sister" by Elivs Presley
8. Don't Try (To Hide) Parody of "Don't Cry" by Guns N' Roses
9. I Found the Answer There Parody of "I Saw Her Standing There" by The Beatles
10. Be Like David Was Parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company
11. Ain't That a Miracle Parody of "Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp
12. God I Like About You Parody of "What I Like About You" by The Romantics
13. Faith Pt. 2 Parody of "Faith" by George Michael
14. Christians Doin' Music Parody of "Listen to the Music" by The Doobie Brothers
15. What Is and Will Forever Be Parody of "What is and What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin
16. In Matthew 9 Parody of "I Feel Fine" by The Beatles
17. Mrs. Protestant Parody of "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel
18. He Really Got Mad Parody of "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks

Radical History Tour (1994)

• Originally released on cassette, the band never made any more copies after the original print run sold out. This track list is based on the CD re-release (1999), which has 4 less songs than the cassette due to CD space restrictions.

1. Bethlehemian Rhapsody Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
2. Isaac Man Parody of "Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen
3. Jacob's Name Is Israel Parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
4. Judgment Gets Passed Parody of "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones
5. (Check Out) The Book Parody of "The Look" by Roxette
6. Yer Maker Parody of "D'Yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin
7. I Know a Riddle Parody of "I Know a Little" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
8. I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal Parody of "I've Got a Tiger by the Tail" by Buck Owens
9. Not Logs Lincoln Parody of "Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody
10. Read Ephesians Parody of "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith
11. Lazzie Lay Parody of "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart
12. Catch that Fever Parody of "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent
13. Triune Godhead Parody of "Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones
14. Ignorant Song Parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
15. E-Z Kiel Parody of "Suzie Q. (Part One)" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
16. Virgin Parody of "Urgent" by Foreigner
17. The Sounds of Silas Parody of "The Sounds of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
18. Bad Dude Risin' Parody of "Bad Moon Risin'" by CCR
19. Life in the Last Days Parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" by The Eagles
20. Midnight Hour Pt. 2 Parody of "In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett

Songs only on the cassette version

1. Enter Samson (Radical History Tour version) Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
2. Even Though Parody of "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam
3. Love (Ain't Nothin') Parody of "Long Train Runnin'" by The Doobie Brothers
4. Verynice City Parody of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

Ticked (1997)

• This album is also known as "Rolling Clone", due to its cover art, which is a parody of a Rolling Stone magazine cover, titled "Rolling Clone"

1. Come Out and Pray Parody of "Come Out and Play" by Offspring
2. All ApologetiX Parody of "All Apologies" by Nirvana
3. Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Parody of "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish
4. Shepherd's Paradise Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio
5. Counting Blessings Parody of "Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla
6. Plump Parody of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America
7. Letterman Parody of "Better Man" by Pearl Jam
8. People Parody of "Pepper" by Buttonhole Surfers
9. Big Deal Parody of "Big Me" by Foo Fighters
10. Little Sins Parody of "Little Things" by Bush
11. Stupid World Parody of "Stupid Girl" by Garbage
12. A Lie Parody of "Alive" by Pearl Jam
13. Preachers Parody of "Peaches" by Presidents of the United States of America
14. Who's There Parody of "Loser" by Beck
15. Heaven Isn't Like That Parody of "Shine" by Collective Soul
16. No Chain Parody of "No Rain" by Blind Melon
17. Young as You Are Parody of "Come As You Are" by Nirvana
18. Casket Place Parody of "Basket Case" by Green Day
19. Lightening Flashes Parody of "Lightening Crashes" by Live
20. Inyerface Love Song Parody of "Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots
21. You Gotta Go Parody of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette

Jesus Christ Morningstar (1998)

1. Hotel Can't Afford Ya Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
2. Go Right Now Parody of "All Right Now" by Free
3. Apostle Me Parody of "Rock 'n Me" by Steve Miller Band
4. Jesus (Sermon on the Mount) Parody of "Venus" by Shocking Blue
5. Temple Physician Parody of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who
6. Love & Kisses Parody of "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss
7. Parable Guy Parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean
8. I'll Prepare for You Parody of "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts
9. I Have to Die First Parody of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
10. Didn't Just Die Parody of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings
11. Died and Rose Parody of "China Grove" by Doobie Brothers
12. You May be Bright Parody of "You May be Right" by Billy Joel
13. L.S.F. Parody of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles
14. Spirit Inside Parody of "Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum
15. Walk His Way Parody of "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
16. John 1:1 Parody of "Fun, Fun, Fun" by Beach Boys
17. Narrow Way to Heaven Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
18. Fakey Shaky Parts Parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus

Biblical Graffiti (1999)

1. One Way Parody of "One Week" by The Barenaked Ladies
2. Twins Came Out Parody of "Twist and Shout" by The Beatles
3. Every Step to Take Parody of "Every Breath You Take" by The Police
4. 969 Parody of "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams
5. Second Timothy Parody of "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
6. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet Parody of "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by BTO
7. Donkey Talked with Him Parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by The Rolling Stones
8. Ronomy Parody of "Runaway" by Del Shannon
9. Credence Thru Deepwater Survival Parody of "Proud Mary" by CCR
10. Lawful Woman (in a Bad Place) Parody of "Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress)" by The Hollies
11. Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Parody of "Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd
12. Fast Paul Parody of "The Way" by Fast Ball
13. Jail Got Rocked Parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elivis Presley
14. Put You Down in My Will Parody of "Push" by Matchbox 20
15. Crazy Little King God Loves Parody of "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen
16. Dancing Dave Parody of "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin
17. Smart Blest Man Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
18. Revelation Man Parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
19. Armageddon Valley Someday Parody of "Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees
20. Droppin' on the Sun Parody of "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth
21. Bends to Low Places Parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks
22. Enter Samson Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica

Spoofernatural (2000)

1. Play That Funny Music Parody of "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
2. Fishin' On A Pier Parody of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi
3. Pray Now (Lost Art) Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
4. Elijah Parody of "Elvira" by Oak Ridge Boys
5. Sin can Be Resistible Parody of "Simply Irrestible" by Robert Palmer
6. Trooth Parody of "Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
7. La Bible Parody of "La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens
8. I Want in That Place Parody of "I Want it That Way" by The Backstreet Boys
9. Crowd of Foreign Girls Parody of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys
10. Choirboy Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
11. Every Crown Has Its Thorns Parody of "Every Rose Has Its Thorns" by Poison
12. Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
13. I Love Apostle Paul Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
14. Jonah, Jonah Parody of "Mony, Mony" by Tommy James & the Shondells
15. Learn Some Deuteronomy Parody of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard
16. Last Night Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam
17. Once Livin Twice Died Parody of "Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White
18. Rock This Tower Parody of "Rock This Town" by The Stray Cats
19. Genny 22 Parody of "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone

Keep the Change (2001)

1. Story Of A Squirrel Parody of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days
2. Monkey Scheme Parody of "Theme from the Monkees" by the Monkees
3. Christmasnite Parody of "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down
4. Bethlehemian Rhapsody Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
5. Stay in the Light Parody of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees
6. Old Time Romans Road Parody of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Segar
7. The Real Sin Savior Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
8. Babylona Parody of "My Sharona" by the Knack
9. Daniel Parody of "Daniel" by Elton John
10. All The Stalls Stink Parody of "All the Small Things" by Blink 182
11. Cheap Birds Parody of "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
12. Mama Told Me What's to Come Parody of "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)" by Three Dog Night
13. Manger Parody of "Angel" by Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
14. (Be Bold) Jeremiah Parody of "Jet Airliner" by Steve Miller
15. Ballad of Jesus & Yahweh Parody of "Ballad of John & Yoko" by The Beatles
16. Rock and Roots Parody of "Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin
17. Simp Liztik Parody of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
18. You Booked Me All Along Parody of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
19. Life Restored Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach

Grace Period (2002)

1. Corinthians Parody of "In the End" by Linkin Park
2. Cornelius Parody of "Cecilia" by Simon & Garfunkel
3. I'm a Receiver Parody of "I'm a Believer" by Smash Mouth
4. YHWH Parody of "YMCA" by Village People
5. Smooth Grandmama Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm, Michael Jackson
6. The Devil Went Down To Jordan Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels
7. Drop of Lucifer Parody of "Drops of Jupiter" by Train
8. Born Above Parody of "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen
9. Follow Me Parody of "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker
10. (Don't Fear) the People Parody of "(Don't Fear) the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
11. Lemonade Parody of "Renegade" by Styx
12. How You Rewind Me Parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback
13. Regeneration Parody of "My Generation" by the Who
14. Love the Jews Parody of "Love Me Do" by the Beatles
15. Good Guys, Bad Guys Parody of "Good Times, Bad Times" by Led Zeppelin
16. Flurry Parody of "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd
17. Tom Saw Ya Parody of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush
18. Sufferin' Just Finished (Haman) Parody of "Suffragette City" by David Bowie
19. Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit Parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
20. Baa! We're Lambs Parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys

Adam Up (2003)

1. We're in a Parody Band Parody of "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" by Good Charlotte
3. Boy Tell The World Parody of "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night
4. Choose Your Daddy Parody of "Who's Your Daddy" by Toby Keith
5. Meshach Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) Parody of "I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)" by The Proclaimers
7. Get Found Tonight Parody of "Get Down Tonight" by K.C. and the Sunshine Band
8. Look Yourself Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go? Parody of "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash
10. The Spittle Parody of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World
11. Sweet Oholibamah Parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
12. It's Not Eden Parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting
13. Listening After Midnight Parody of "Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest
14. Psum 14 Parody of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41
15. The Word Parody of "Grease" by Frankie Valli
16. Wherever You Will Sow Parody of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi Parody of "Wake Up Little Susie" by The Everly Brothers
18. Guide the Way Parody of "By the Way" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
19. Little-Read Bible Book Parody of "Lil' Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
20. Downer of a Sister Parody of "Chop Suey" by System of a Down
21. Lazy Brain Parody of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
22. Called My Wife Parody of "All My Life" by The Foo Fighters

New and Used Hits (2004)

Disc One

1. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl Parody of "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet
2. JC's Mom Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
3. The Voice of Sodom Parody of "The Boys of Summer" by Don Henley
4. It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) Parody of "This Love" by Maroon 5
5. Welcome to the Judges Parody of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n' Roses
6. Back Intact Parody of "Back in Black" by AC/DC
7. Good News Bookie (Live) Parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie" by Brooks & Dunn
8. Hotel Can't Afford Ya Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
9. Micah No. 5 Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
10. December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night) Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons
11. Santa Claus Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
12. It's Not Eden Parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting
13. Meshach Parody of "Love Shack" by The B-52's
14. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous" by Good Charlotte
15. Wherever You Will Sow (Live) Parody of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling
16. The Devil Went Down To Jordan Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels
17. Corinthians Parody of "In the End" by Linkin Park
18. Baa! We're Lambs Parody of "Barbara Ann" by Beach Boys
19. Smooth Grandmama (Live) Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm, Michael Jackson
20. Life Restored Parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach

Disc Two

1. Bethlehemian Rhapsody Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
2. The Real Sin Savior Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
3. Story Of A Squirrel Parody of "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days
4. I Love Apostle Paul (Live) Parody of "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
5. Pray Now (Lost Art) Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
6. Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
7. Learn Some Deuteronomy (Live) Parody of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard
8. Choirboy Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
9. Jail Got Rocked Parody of "Jailhouse Rock" by Elivis Presley
10. One Way Parody of "One Week" by The Barenaked Ladies
11. Enter Samson Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
12. Kick in the Wall Pt. 2 Parody of "Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd
13. Put You Down in My Will Parody of "Push" by Matchbox 20
14. Walk His Way Parody of "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
15. Narrow Way to Heaven Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
16. Love & Kisses Parody of "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss
17. Naomi Gonna Be with Ruth Parody of "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish
18. People Parody of "Pepper" by Buttonhole Surfers
19. Bad Dude Risin' Parody of "Bad Moon Risin'" by CCR
20. Jacob's Name Is Israel Parody of "Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Apol-acoustiX (2005)

Hits: The Road (2005)

• All tracks recorded live

Wordplay (2006)

Chosen Ones (2007)

1. Born-Again Child Parody of "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf
2. Never Been to Spain (Yet) Parody of "Never Been to Spain" by Three Dog Night
3. Revelation Parody of "Revolution" by the Beatles
4. Search and You'll Get Saved Parody of "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys
5. Get a Bite Parody of "Let it Ride" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive
6. Hell! Parody of "Help!" by the Beatles
7. Hey Zaccheus Parody of "Take it Easy" by the Eagles
8. Can't Eat Enough Parody of "Can't Get Enough" by Bad Company
9. Kosmik Parody of "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin
10. Fly Away From Hell Parody of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
11. Two-Time Baby/Lord's House Blues Parody of "Love Me Two Times and Roadhouse Blues" by the Doors
12. Narrow Way to Heaven Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin

Future Tense (2008)

1. Turning a Little Seasick Parody of "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects
2. Land of Delusion Parody of "Land of Confusion" by Genesis
3. More Than a Healing Parody of "More Than a Feeling" by Boston
4. Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America Parody of "Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America" by Gym Class Heroes
5. Miss Martha Parody of "Miss Murder" by AFI
6. Iraq & Iran Parody of "Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp
7. The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) Parody of "Over My Head (Cable Car)" by The Fray
8. Transplants Parody of "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy
9. Bethlehem's Boy Parody of "My Best Friend's Girl" by The Cars
10. Tip from an Angel Parody of "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder
11. Try Micah Parody of "Drive My Car" by the Beatles
12. Animals I Have Begun Parody of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace

Other Songs

1. Lose Yourself
2. Apologetix
3. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself -Eminem)

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