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Bongwater:What If?

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This song is performed by Bongwater.
What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?

What if I made you cry?
What if I told you lies?

What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?

What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?
What if I made you cry?
What if I tell you lies?
Would you still love me?

What if I made you get me a tab?
And made you pay for all of the cabs?
What if I gave you all of my crabs?

What if I laughed when you cried?
Then said it was all just a lie?

Would you still love me?

What if I had been a mess all my life?
And told you “You look just like Barney Fife.”?
What if I twisted it in like a knife?

Until it made you cry?
Until it made you lie?

Would you still love me?
Would you still love me?

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