Buffy Musical Episode:Got A Theory

GILES
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon — nuh, something isn't right there

WILLOW
I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

XANDER
I've got a theory
We should work this out

ALL
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?

XANDER
It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches they were persecuted
Wicca good, and love the Earth
And woman power
And I'll be over here

ANYA
I've got a theory
It could be bunnies

TARA
I've got a ...

ANYA
Bunnie aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!

Or maybe midgets ...

WILLOW
I've got a theory
We should work this fast

WILLOW & GILES
Because it clearly could get serious
Before it's passed

BUFFY
I've got a theory
It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse?
We've all been there!
The same old trips
Why should we care?

ALL
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

BUFFY
Hey, I've died twice!

ALL
What can't we face if we're together?

GILES
What can't we face?

ALL
What's in this place that we can't weather?

GILES
If we're together!

ALL
There's nothing we can't face

ANYA
Except for bunnies ...