Candypants:I Want A Pony

Mom, I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship
So I can sail to Mars

I don't wanna fly in Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don't wanna go

Mom, I wanna run for president
Buy me votes
Pay my rent

Or maybe writing novels would be fun
Mommy, hire me a novelist to write me one

Mom, I wanna be a movie queen
Buy me the cover of Premiere magazine

I'm way funnier than Jay Leno
Buy me a motorcycle and a TV show

Can a model win a Nobel Prize?
Buy me brains, liposuck my thighs

Hurry, hurry, I don't have all day
If you love me mommy, you'll do what I say

Pony up
Pony up
Pony up
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony now, now

Mom, I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship
So I can sail to Mars

I don't wanna fly in Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don't wanna go

Mom, I wanna be the king of pop
Buy me fans, hurry up

I just wanna be a millionaire
You'll die and leave me money if you really care

Pony up
Pony up
Pony up
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony now, now
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
Pony up