Casey Bennetto:Historical Revisionism (2005)

Messenger:
[spoken] Wait! Wait! Stop! Stop!
[sung] This could change the election race!
Postal votes from the Mawson Base!
They just arrived on the late night boat:
Let's see if they swing the vote.

Band:
Keating, Keating, Keating...

Messenger:
The same name just keeps repeating

Band:
Keating, Keating, Keating...

Paul Keating:
I can feel my heart start beating

Band:
Keating, Keating, Keating...

Howard:
No way! No fair! That's cheating!

Band:
Keating, Keating, Keating, KEATING, KEATING, KEATING, KEATING!

Keating:
I thought no victory could be sweeter
But it seems I wasn't right
I thank my lovely wife, Annita
She's been out the back all night
Don't need no glorious procession
Don't need no streamers to be tossed
Just wanna hear this man's concession...

Howard:
Well, I'm sorry...
That I lost!

Keating:
And I am the boss!
'Cos I am the ruler of the land
They tell me I'm the man

Band:
Who da man?

Keating:
Who da man?

Band:
You da man!

Keating:
Yes I am!
I am the ruler of the land
They tell me I'm the man

Band:
Who da man?

Keating:
Who da man?

Band:
You da man!

Keating:
I am,
I am!

All:
KEATING!