Little Man Tate:Court Report

Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team
He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds
He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders

This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car
Smashing up someones car

Well he's a cross dresser honey, he's down on his luck
He spends his time fighting and dressing up
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

Well he's sitting at the bar and he's looking pretty laced
He's gonna start some trouble, there's some blusher on his face
He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right

He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders

This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car
Smashing up someones car

This is the court report
This is the court report
This is the court report
This is the court report

This is the court report (this is the court report)
Front page of the Daily Sport (this is the court report)
Skinhead cross dresser caught (this is the court report)
This is the court report (the court)
Front page of the Daily Sport (the court)
Skinhead cross dresser caught (the court)
For smashing up someones car
Smashing up someones car