Pink Floyd:Corporal Clegg

Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg;
He won it in the war
In nineteen forty-four.
Corporal Clegg had a medal too
In orange, red and blue;
He found it in the zoo.

Dear, oh, dear, oh, are they really sad for me?
Dear, oh, dear, oh, will they really laugh at me?

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.
Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?

Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain;
He's never been the same,
No one is to blame.
Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream
From Her Majesty the Queen;
His boots were very clean.

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.
Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?

Corporal Clegg,
Corporal Clegg,
Corporal Clegg,
Corporal Clegg
(Johnny),
Corporal Clegg
(Johnny is on guard),
Corporal Clegg
(All right, men - in you go),
Corporal Clegg
(Left, right, left, right),
Corporal Clegg
(I'm right behind you),
Corporal Clegg
(What are you speaking of?
About that leg of yours...)
Corporal Clegg
(You'll excuse me, from now on,
What of it?),
Corporal Clegg
(Ha!
We got him),
Corporal Clegg
(Johnny Clegg's dead),
Corporal Clegg,
Corporal Clegg...