They Might Be Giants:Particle Man

Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important.
Particle Man.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
If he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle Man

Universe Man, Universe Man
Size-of-the-entire-universe Man
Usually kind to smaller man, Universe Man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand, and an eon hand
And when they meet, it's happy land
Powerful man, Universe Man

Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can, Person Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man. Person man.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They had a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man