Tool:Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will;
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bull
Shit
Three
Ring
Cir-
Cus
Side-
Show of

Freaks here in this
Hopeless fucking
Hole we call L.A.
The only way to
Fix it is to
Flush it all away.
Any fucking time.
Any fucking day.
Learn to swim--
See you down in
Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure,
And fret for your latte,
And fret for your lawsuit,
And fret for your hairpiece,
And fret for your Prozac,
And fret for your pilot,
And fret for your contract,
And fret for your car.

It's a Bull
Shit
Three
Ring
Cir-
Cus
Side-
Show of

Freaks here in this
Hopeless fucking
Hole we call L.A.
The only way to
Fix it is to
Flush it all away.
Any fucking time.
Any fucking day.
Learn to swim--
See you down in
Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky,
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves,
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still,
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits,


And some say the end is near;
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will;
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shit
Silly shit
Stupid shit

One great big festering neon distraction.
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied:

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought'a be.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard
And fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wanna-bes.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies.
And fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

I'm praying for rain.
I'm praying for tidal waves.
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in--
Watch you flush it all away.

Yeah, time to bring it down again.
Yeah, don't just call a pessimist;
Try and read between the lines.

And I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it come down.
Plug it down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.